A rope walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" Before the rope can answer, the bartender says, "Wait a minute! Aren't you a rope? We don't serve ropes! You'll have to leave." So the rope leaves. Soon, another rope wanders in. Bartender kicks him out as well.

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The two ropes are standing outside the door, consoling each other when a third rope come up. They immediately tell the third rope not to bother going in. "They won't serve ropes."

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So the third rope asks the other two to tie him in a knot and then fray his edges a little. Then he walks in and sits at the bar.

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The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" Then, the bartender says, "Wait a minute! Aren't you a rope?" Before he can finish, the third rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Daily Joke for June 14, 2026